It's A Secret

I'm setting a top secret classified goal that I intend to meet before the end of this year. When I have met this goal, I will broadcast it. And it will come as a complete surprise to everyone.

Well, not everyone; my wife is in on the loop.

I promise that you have no idea whatsoever. If you try to guess it will only make you that much more wrong.

And no, you cannot be in the loop.