Having conquered the Middle East and Europe, now the Anointed One will dominate the entire globe this month at the Olympics.Allow me to explain to you the meaning behind the Obama Rings:
The Green Ring represents our fragile planet which is being destroyed by evil corporations and big oil.
The Blue Ring stands for his beloved Democrat Party, even though The Chosen One is above partisan politics.
The Red Ring reminds us of Obama's economic forefathers in Communism and Socialism and how he will punish the bourgeoisie and reward the proletariat with economic stimulus checks.
The Yellow Ring shows Obama's readiness to be commander-in-chief of the United States Military. He will meet unconditionally with our enemies and leave Iraq under conditions other than security, stability, and victory.
The Black Ring is a blatant and obvious portrayal that he's young and inexperienced, he's got a funny name, oh and did I mention he doesn't look like the presidents on the dollar bills.
UPDATE: Can you Digg it?
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4 comments:
You are a profound idiot.
You are a profound genius!
A lot of the stuff you have been posting, like this, is kinda childish.
Aw, lighten up, Bryan. It's gunna be a long three months if we can't have a little fun between now and election day.
Obama is a radical liberal who started running for President in the first year of his first term as a U.S. Senator, which by the way, is his first federal government experience. McCain is a Navy veteran POW, with years as a moderate in the Senate. Anything else is just details.
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